October 18, 2008
This just in...the most beautiful baby in the world has offically graced the planet with her presence. For years scientists and mothers alike have claimed that their off spring is the most beautiful baby. Generations have passed away with debates and unanswered questions as to who really takes the cake . Well, the debate has come to an end. The votes are in and the scientific world has confirmed that the world's most beautiful child was born Wednesday October 8, 2008 at 9:45 pm.
Mary Jo Cook weighed 7 pounds 3 ozs and was 19 inches of absolute perfection. A lovely crop of dark brown hair stands on end. Researchers wept with pure angelic joy at the sight of such flawless effort of grace and beauty! Her mother known only has the balooga whale due to unprecedented amounts of lard gained during pregnancy, commented only that she "knew that Mary Jo was destined for greatness even at such an early age." Mary Jo has yet to be seen in the public eye due to the blinding force of the love she generates but the press was allowed these few photos. They only give you a glimpse at her true magesty.
-NBC NEWS, WASHINGTON
Awesomeness by Cooks Incorparated at 6:58 PM